Dave's Friggin' Awesome Schmayos are super healthy, all natural, tangy and delicious creamy layers in sandwiches, binders for salads, or dips for nuggets and veggies. Made from minimally processed ingredients, Schmayo is a friggin' awesome shelf stable mayo alternative with no oil, egg, gluten, soy, dairy, nuts or added sugar.  Schmayo is low in sodium, fat and cholesterol free and only 10 calories a serving.


Our Original Schmayo is a super healthy, tangy and delicious binder for salads or creamy layer in sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

Our Dijon Schmayo adds a classy slap of mustard to the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

Our Red Chile Schmayo adds a garlicky hint of New Mexico red chile peppers and Cayenne peppers to the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

Our Ranch Schmayo adds an explosion of herbs, black pepper and lemon to the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.