Dave's Friggin' Awesome Not for You are an exclusive line of classic American condiments packed full of flavor, super healthy and made for and can only be purchased by real Americans and other like minded condiment enthusiasts who must agree to our terms and conditions to be able to purchase.

You must agree that:

▪️ All people are born equal
▪️Things like immigration, a free press and science are good

▪️Institutionalized racism, poverty and slavery – very, very bad
▪️Bodily autonomy and the freedom to love whomever you want, is how America, kicking and screaming, will become truly great some day.

Don't agree? Then I refuse to sell this to you.