Schmayo

Dave's Friggin' Awesome Schmayos are super healthy, all natural, tangy and delicious creamy layers in sandwiches, binders for salads, or dips for nuggets and veggies. Made from minimally processed ingredients, Schmayo is a friggin' awesome shelf stable mayo alternative with no oil, egg, gluten, soy, dairy, nuts or refined sugars. Schmayo is low in sodium, and fat and cholesterol free.

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Our Original Schmayo is a super healthy, tangy and delicious binder for salads or creamy layer in sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

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Inspired by a super popular dipping sauce that is beloved by fried chicken sammich eaters everywhere, our Trick-fi-A Schmayo hits all the right flavor notes without all the nutritional baggage - our version has no refined sugars, is low sodium, all natural and not a single penny of our profits will ever be donated to support gay conversion therapy! Learn more at Trick-fil-A.com!

Our Dijon Schmayo adds a classy slap of mustard to the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

Our Red Chile Schmayo adds a garlicky hint of New Mexico red chile peppers and Cayenne peppers to the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

Our Ranch Schmayo adds an explosion of herbs, black pepper and lemon to the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

To quote one of the greatest bands ever, "Everything! Everything! Everything!" Now you too can go wild like you blister in the sun with our Everything Schmayo, a crazy mix of poppy seeds, coarse black pepper and toasted sesame seeds, onions and garlic blended into the tangy deliciousness of a super healthy binder for salads or creamy layer for sandwiches. A friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free mayo alternative.

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